2008-05-02 23:58:15 -

The Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair scandal has celebs coming out to add their opinions and also just to get their names back in the press. The most recent has been those wholesome Utah Mormons, Donny & Marie Osmond, but their take on Mileygate was ALL.ABOUT.THEM.

The famous brother-sister duo have gone on the record about there numerous offers to appear in

various nude publications. The mental images are forever burned into my brain!

"I was offered millions of dollars to pose nude and all these other things, but you know always in the back of my mind was the thought that I'm going to have children someday," Marie shared with The Insider.

"I wouldn't go that way and I didn't go that way,' says Donny. 'I know it would have worked as far as creating controversy and changing my image, but I would rather do it the hard way with my music and do it the right way."

Right.

Mormons seem to be stepping up their nude picture game with the recent Mormon's Exposed calendars, but Donny & Marie seem to be keeping their clothes on, for their sake and ours.

Thinking about those two getting naked and grinning can only be washed away with a strong chocatini and this hilarious official GetDaGoss tribute to what could have been below.