Toilet roll

2008-05-08 19:21:10 -

A German tourist was left terrified when his caravan rolled 200 yards down a hill while he was on the toilet.
Juergen Winkler, 48, was emptying his bladder when the caravan crashed into a lamppost and then into a ditch in an orchard in the Austria where he was on holiday.
He was still sitting on the toilet when the fire brigade arrived to pull his caravan out of the ditch.
A spokesman said: "He has only a few very slight injuries but he was as white as a sheet and still sitting there on the toilet."