2008-03-08 09:47:38 -
Seems like John Mayer has a few lady problems. He’s recently posted a blog on his website supposedly to an unnamed ex-girlfriend. It’s quite biting. I’ll let you judge for yourself: "Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and
find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.” He ended his rant by writing, “I hope this is enough closure for you. Goodbye.”
OUCH! This must be one crazy ex for him to go out on such a limb. The question is, which ex is it? He’s recently dated Cameron Diaz (don’t think it’s her – way too much self-respect for that), Jessica Simpson (heard she’s insecure so she could be the target) and Minka Kelly (the actress from Friday Night Lights). Here’s my theory, Minka was the latest break-up and she’s still relatively unknown. Losing John pushes her out of the inner Hollywood circle. As an actress trying to make it, this could be a huge blow. Then again, Jessica is crazy and doesn’t get a hint easily....could be her. OR, maybe this isn’t to anyone at all. Maybe John is teasing us. I wouldn’t put it past him.
I’m at a loss. Any thoughts?