2008-06-01 13:38:07 -

Gotta love it when we live in a world where the lines between our "high society" and celebrity riff-raff are blurred, to say the least.

Steering clear of polite society's usual reticence when nudged to speak poorly of another, Lydia Hearst strapped on some low-brow boxing gloves and delivered some blows to her more prominent and successful rival, Paris Hilton (known

to Get Da Goss readers simply as Sasquatch).

When asked about the differences between her and other socialites, she said,"I went to college. ... I'm a supermodel. I have a legitimate career in journalism, television, fashion and designing."

That's the first time I've ever heard someone coming from money brag about being a model. Well, there was that short stint by Ivanka Trump, but even she realized how silly it must have been for someone of her stature to be strutting around in next to nothing trying to look sexy peddling others' wares. That kind of behavior is best left to the likes of Jenna Jameson, or the ever classy Naomi Campbell.

She then became quite vile in her following choice of words: "I'm a Hearst, not a Hilton!"

True, Paris is an easy target, but I don't recall the Hiltons ever robbing banks. And judging by the above photos showing the two being groped by Z-list celebs, Lydia and Paris appear to have a lot more in common than the 23-year-old Lydia would like us to believe. BTW, she's the one on the left.