Hung like a bull
Serbian men are swapping their prize cows for a bigger penis.
Paranoid that they are lacking in the trouser department, the nation’s farmers have started trading livestock for willy-boosting surgery.
The procedure would usually be unaffordable to most of the men, but one of the country’s top cosmetic surgeons, Srecko Djordjevic, has revealed their innovative scheme.
Dr. Srecko Djordjevic said: "The size of a man’s member seems to play a big role in our society and the price of the operation, around £400, is almost exactly what a good cow is worth - so farmers are choosing to swap a cow if it means a bigger penis." However, some of the farmers have unrealistic ideas of what can be achieved.
The doctor added: "Some of them want to add 10 centimetres and that is just not possible - at least not for just one cow."
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