Pumpkin split
A Russian man has divorced his wife of 18 years following a row over courgettes.
Ivan Dimitrov, 47, was furious after discovering the pies he had been eating for six months were made with cheap pumpkins, not courgettes as his wife had claimed.
Dimitrov realised the deception when he found pumpkin rinds in the bin and immediately contacted his lawyers.
He fumed: "She knows I absolutely hate pumpkins and she lied to me for months about it just because the pumpkins were cheap.
"What else has Irene been lying about? What man could trust a woman who fed him pumpkins for half a year?"
© bangshowbiz.biz
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