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A three-and-a-half foot alligator has been removed from a Massachusetts apartment.
Environmental officers entered the third floor flat after the owner left a message asking them to remove his reptile pet.
The man explained his landlord had discovered the scaly creature and had sternly told him to have it taken away immediately.
The owner will be summonsed to court for illegal possession of an alligator without a permit.

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A naked gunman was caught on home video roaming the streets in Atlanta.
According to residents the pistol-wielding man appeared drunk or mentally unstable and had no clothes on.
At one point the crazed man lunged at a passing car.
A local spotted the naked gunman outside his apartment and filmed him with his home video camera.
When police arrived the man dropped his weapon but police still shot him with a stun gun.

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An 88-year-old Indian farmer has fathered his first son.
Virmaram Jat, who has one 16-year-old daughter, conceived a boy with his third wife - 45 years his junior.
His first wife, who still lives with him, helped him choose the mother and assisted in the birth.
Virmaram said: “I am a farmer with simple needs. I have intercourse daily and the best time is between 2am and 4am.
“I will try to have more children. It is up to God whether he blesses me. I don’t want to live for 100 years but my desire is that as long as I live, I enjoy my sexual life.”

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An American couple were shocked to find a ‘dead’ body in their front yard - which later turned out to be a drunk woman.
Cecil Allred was stunned when he opened his front door and saw a female body lying a few feet away with her underwear round her ankles.
There had been six recent murders in the area so he promptly called the sheriff.
When he returned to investigate further the ‘body’ suddenly stood up and announced she lived there.
The heavily intoxicated woman was later arrested and charged with being drunk and disorderly in public.

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An OAP was locked in a Swiss bank vault after staff forgot she was in there.
The 85-year-old had been standing so still she didn’t set off the security motion detectors until four hours after the bank had closed.
The director of the Swiss bank let the woman into the vault to study her personal documents stored in there.
The Zuercher Kantonalbank gave the pensioner a bunch of flowers as an apology and said they were considering what other non-financial compensation they could offer.

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A crook posed as a lawyer after stealing an attorney’s identity.
Jeffrey P. Riddell practiced as a lawyer in Pennsylvania for many months, claiming to have the same first and last name as the attorney he had stolen an ID card from.
At the time, the real attorney was living in Russia.
The imposter was eventually caught out after his lack of legal knowledge surfaced.
The court he was working at became suspicious after he wrote a letter on behalf of a defendant in a drug trial.
Prosecutor Stephen Snook said: “The letter was just not what you would expect an attorney to write.” The conman is planning to represent himself in court.

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A US Highway Patrol officer was helped by the man he was chasing, after he crashed he car.
Patrolman Frank Nowakowski, from Michigan, saw a car speeding past him at 95mph and immediately gave chase.
Both vehicles were travelling at 120mph when Nowakowski’s rear car tires blew out, sending his car careering off the highway.
The speeding driver claimed he had no idea Nowakowski was trying to pull him over, and when he saw the accident in his mirror he immediately stopped to help the injured officer.
He was released with a warning, after making a “heartfelt apology”.

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New Zealand’s biggest city has been given council approval to host a topless porn-star parade.
The Auckland show will feature 30 adult film stars riding on motorcycles or convertible cars to promote the Erotica festival.
The raunchy parade has been held in the city unofficially for the past three years. This is the first time it has been given official local government approval.
The event has also been approved by police, who will ensure it is in accordance with road safety regulations.

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A death row prisoner has appealed against his sentence - because the jury were prevented from smoking during their deliberations.
Phillip Elmore’s lawyers filed the bizarre complaint, claiming the lack of cigarette breaks made jurors agitated and desperate to reach a decision quickly.
The lawyers wrote: “The judge’s refusal to make any accommodation of jurors’ request to smoke predisposed those jurors to agree on a quick decision.” The jury had deliberated for six exhausting hours before finding Elmore guilty of aggravated murder.
Prosecutor Robert Becker rubbished the appeal, saying the sentence will stand.
He said: “I don’t think I’ve ever heard of this one. It is relatively novel.”

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A hungry joy rider stole a doughnut truck.
The delivery truck disappeared from Washington’s Viera’s Bakery after the driver left the engine running while he was inside the shop.
Steve Swoboda, 19, sped off in the distinctive truck, which was soon spotted in a near-by road. After a 30-mph chase police arrested him.
The entire load of glazed sugar and cream doughnuts was still intact.
Police Capt. Randy Barnes said: “In 24 years in law enforcement I’ve never had a call like that.” Swoboda was charged with auto theft and felony escape.

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A 90-year-old woman did a 12,000ft parachute jump for an animal charity.
Feisty Mary Armstrong completed the daring stunt on her landmark birthday and raised more than £1,000 for veterinary charity The Brooke.
Mary said: “I feel more like an old bird than ever. It was just so wonderful. I want to do it again soon. I love animals and I wouldn’t rest in my grave if I hadn’t jumped for them.” The pensioner took up the adrenaline-packed sport aged 87, after watching a videotape of her granddaughter parachuting in Australia.
Mary is planning to leap out of planes until she turns 100 and has previously jumped to raise money for kidney research and neuro-disability charities.

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A British prostitute took her client to court when he could not afford to pay her.
Police officers were flabbergasted when Tracy Harper complained she had slept with Matthew Bushell for an agreed payment of £720, but, after their six-hour sex marathon he confessed he was broke.
The 33-year-old then admitted to Harper he already owed £15,000 for using phone sex lines and escort services.
Bushell pleaded guilty in court to dishonestly obtaining Harper’s services and was given a two-year supervision order and ordered to pay £65 in court costs.

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Inaccurate takeaway orders, lost tourists and vampire attacks are among the outrageous calls received by America’s emergency services each year.
911 dispatchers are fed up with answering ridiculous calls from people with ‘emergencies’ like tumbleweed rolling across a highway.
Dennis Kirchner from California Highway Patrol said: “People have called because they went through the drive-thru and their order was wrong.
“People also call because they’re lost.” Kirchner recalled a time he sent out the emergency services after being alerted by a man claiming there were two dead bodies in his car.
He said: “When sheriff’s deputies arrived, the caller went on to describe a vampire with fangs reaching down from the top of the car. There were no bodies. But he sounded so straight up before he started talking about the vampires.”

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Stupid Malaysian bank robbers stole the wrong cash machine.
Three crooks broke into the Northern Malaysian bank, and instead of a stealing the cash dispenser they made off with a cheque deposit machine.
They discreetly tied a rope around the deposit box and attached it to two cars.
However, their plan was foiled when they sped off pulling the machine out of the wall and the loud bang alerted a security guard.
The robbers were later captured by police.

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A US man was knocked off his boat by a giant sturgeon.
Blake Nicholas Fessenden was heading down Suwannee River in Florida, when the large fish jumped out of the water and hit him on the head.
Fessenden was knocked unconscious and his girlfriend dived in to save him.
Luckily a boat shortly passed by and it’s passengers helped to pull him out of the water.
The man escaped the incident with minor injuries.
Florida officials revealed two people get injured by sturgeons on average every year.
The fish can weigh up to 200 pounds and jump as high as 8ft.

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A German OAP shocked onlookers by handing out thousands of pounds to strangers.
The generous 63-year-old came out of a Darmstadt bank with £8,800 and started handing out bills to passers-by.
Police spokesman Dieter Wuest said: “He sat down on a bench outside the bank from which he’d just withdrawn the money, and started giving it away.” The merry pensioner had given away nearly £1,000 before the police intervened.
Wuest added: “He said he didn’t care because he had plenty of cash. He’d had a bit to drink and was in a good mood.” Officers confiscated the rest of the cash, which they told the man to collect after he had sobered up.
The pensioner has not returned for his fortune as yet.

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A Chinese dating website has been banned from matching local women with foreign men.
Bosses of Shiji Jiayuan were left baffled after being told by Shanghai’s Civil Affairs Bureau they needed a special licence to introduce Chinese women to westerners.
Different cultural values and living habits were among the reasons named for the ban.
A representative for the Bureau, Xu Anqi, said: “Many issues show up during cross-cultural relationships, but they rarely occur in relationships with someone from the same country.
“These problems include difficulty in communication, cultural values and living habits.”

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Americans are more familiar with cartoon dwarfs than their Supreme Court justices.
Three-quarters of US residents successfully named two of Snow White’s seven dwarfs, but only one quarter were able to identify two Supreme Court Justices.
More people in the US recognised fictional wizard Harry Potter than correctly identified Tony Blair as the British Prime Minister.
In the poll of 1,200 people, 60 per cent knew Bart was Homer Simpson’s son - while only 20 per cent could name a poem by ancient Greek writer Homer.

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